Step 2: Enter time machine.
Step 3. Fasten time machine safety belt. There are laws about this.
Step 4. Put on goggles.
Step 5. Carefully set controls of time machine. You do not want to go back to the time of dinosaurs or ahead to a post-apocalyptic future full of sentient machines and garbage piles. While the dining options in these eras will likely be inexpensive, they will also be of dubious pleasure.
Step 6. Activate time machine. Head for Delmonico's, NYC.
Step 7. Enjoy dinner.
Step 8. Be sure to tip your waitress and bartender.
Feastily yours, Lamont "Epicures 'r Us" Cranston
Delmonico's
Delmonico's Menu: What are you gonna have?
Here's Where Our Entree Comes From! (Yes, that might be Joey "Smart Mouth" Clowniantonio hanging on the hook in the corner.)
Here's the Fun Part: Even When the Prices Are This Low, We Can Complain!
5 comments:
I'll have the squab.
No, you won't.
-- Lamont "With Six You Get Egg Roll" Cranston
Poutine?
I'll have whatever Diamond Jim Brady's having!
Make mine the English Snipe (whatever that is) and lots and lots of strong, Pina Colados to take away the taste of the aforesaid meal.
Gratefully yours,
Jayne's mum.
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